June 27th, 2007

hullo world!
POSTED AT 11:11 PM in daily dairy

haven't update for months. and no one seemed miss me. anyway, here's the latest news. *ahem*

will "graduate " from primary school after this Saturday. Teachers held us a small party with pizzas from teachers, cakes from mdm hong and an agar-agar which was kind of jelly from... dunno who. tmr will have buffet, after that day char kuey tiao from "lin jiao ko ko".

entered 1B, some said "cikgu lee, don't go..." i was, like O_o? and asked myself who the hell told that 'cause mdm hong said better not let 'em know earlier, afraid some parents will complain about lack of teachers. ('coz 4 will go together)

bought 3 tins of cadburys (different flavours) for 164 students, 3 each. is that too much? coz mine teachers did not give us that time. ==

just received our very first salary. 5,000++(which 100++ from there need to give EPF) after 6 months of torturing...

am i resigning in the same week with blair?

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March 20th, 2007

new definitions
POSTED AT 11:57 PM

School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

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March 11th, 2007

malaysia boleh!!!~
POSTED AT 10:27 PM in daily dairy

all england open men's double, malaysia won!!!!

first in 25yrs....cheers~

Currently feeling: thankful

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